| Sayings and Quotes |
God helps them that help themselves.
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
As is the gardener so is the garden.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
It's not cheating unless you get caught.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Laziness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
You can’t do anything, if you believe you can’t.
If all else fails, read the manual. |
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| Short Funny Quotes |
When you have nothing to say, say nothing – Charles Caleb Colton.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early – Charles Lamb.
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back – David Brent.
If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence [...] |
| Anniversary Quotes, Sayings about Wedding Anniversaries |
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two – Ambrose Bierce.
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short – Andre Maurois.
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day – Gene Perret.
Love is the [...] |
| April Fool's Day Quotes, Sayings about 1st April |
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time – Abraham Lincoln.
April fool and The March fool with another month added to his folly – Ambrose Bierce.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can [...] |
| Birthday Quotes, Sayings for Birthdays |
| “Happy birthday to you.” It’s a simple yet effective collection of words that we dismiss almost as soon as we have said it. But the truth about happy birthday is much different. That’s clear when we take a look at the many happy-birthday quotes that have been used and preserved over the centuries. First [...] |
| Basketball Quotes, Sayings about Basketball Sport |
There are really only two plays: “Romeo and Juliet”, and put the darn ball in the basket – Abe Lemons.
The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot – Bill Russell.
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, [...] |
| Golf Quotes, Sayings about the Golf Sport |
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad – A.A. Milne.
Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart – Arthur Daley.
Golf is a game in which the [...] |
| Hockey Quotes, Sayings about Hockey Sport |
On playing with a sore ankle: “I just tape four Tylenols to it” – Boris Mironov.
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie – Brad Hull.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity – Gordie Howe.
You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper”s not there, it doesn’t matter [...] |
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