| Santa |
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!! |
| Santa |
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year" |
| Interview |
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?
Santa:nov 28.
interviewer;which year?
sardar;abey ullu every year. |
| ATM |
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394. |
| Sardar |
Sardar: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. |
| Vibration Mode |
Chaman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai… |
| Mathematical Joke |
Mathematical Joke:(13×13x13)=?
Think,
Think
Think Deeply
Not Getting
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) Tera(13) Tera(13)= SUROOR.
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| sholay dialog |
Next Generation sholay dialog-
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega..
Son: 100 rupya do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai.. |
| Joke -The Engineer, Lawyer and Heaven |
An engineer died & was sent to hell by mistake.
Life in hell was very uncomfortable, so the engineer decided to install air conditioning,
lifts, flush toilets & a host of other modern conveniences.
One day God rang Satan to ask how things were in hell.
“Great!” replied Satan.
“Our engineer has made all kinds of improvements down here.”
“What are you doing with an engineer!”
thundered God.
“That engineer must be sent up to heaven immediately or I’ll sue!”
“Oh really?” replied Satan.
“And just where do you intend to find a lawyer |
| Cockroach |
Aman: What Do You Want To Become In Your Next Life ?
Chaman: A Cockroach.
Aman: Why?
Chaman: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.
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| Bruce lee sms - Desi style |
Brucelee’s Favourites:
Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee.
Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee.
Favourite Animal: Bilee,
Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee.
Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee,
Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee… |
| TAJMAHAL |
Girl:How Much You Love Me?
Boy:Like SHAJAHAN
Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?
Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.
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| Two old ladies |
# Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. ‘I know,’ replied the other, ‘I heard it snore three times.’
Another JOKE:
# Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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| telecaller |
A guy took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On his very first call, he introduced myself, “Hello, this is a telephone poll.�?
A man on the other end replied, “Yeah, and this is a street light! |
| Value of Artist after death |
An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” she said. “The good news is that some guy inquired if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“And the bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor.”
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| Boss & employ |
Engineer interview dene gaya BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?
ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge
ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir
BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?
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