| Girl Friends |
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL! |
| Ek Faqir |
Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha ... sab namaazi
aankh bacha kar chale gaye ... usey kuch na mila ... woh phir church gaya,
phir mandir aur phir gurudware ... lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya ...
aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya ... jo sharabi nikalta uske
katorey mein kuch daal deta ... uska katora noton se bhar gaya ... faqir
bola, "wah mere maula !! rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho |
| Delivered |
| Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED" |
| Race to the Sun |
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night." |
| Definitions |
| What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. |
| You are a donkey |
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 Nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young |
| Arz kiya hai |
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! |
| Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat... |
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao! |
| If i need "Brain Transplantation |
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before |
| Habit |
HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go. |
| When i was a dog |
When I was a dog, and
your were a flower
I walked over you and
gave you a shower!! |
| Ladka shaadi se pehle |
Ladka shaadi se pehle
SPIDERMAN
Sagai k Samay
SUPERMAN
Shadi k Samay
GENTLEMAN
Shadi k 10 saal baad
WATCHMAN
Shadi k 20 saal baad
DOBERMAN. |
| Bachelor |
Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator! |
| Wish to be rich |
The poor wish to be rich
the rich wish to be happy
the single wish to be
married
and the married
wish to be dead. |
| Teacher to student |
Teacher to Bunty:
How old is your father?
Bunty:As old as I am
Teacher: How is that
possible?
Bunty: He became father
only after I was born. |
| Investment |
Bunty invested 2 lakh
in a business and suffered
a huge loss.
- Do you know
what was the business?
- He opened a
hair cutting saloon
in Punjab!! |
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