| Girl Friends |
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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| Ek Faqir |
Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha ... sab namaazi
aankh bacha kar chale gaye ... usey kuch na mila ... woh phir church gaya,
phir mandir aur phir gurudware ... lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya ...
aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya ... jo sharabi nikalta uske
katorey mein kuch daal deta ... uska katora noton se bhar gaya ... faqir
bola, "wah mere maula !! rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho
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| Delivered |
| Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED"
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| Race to the Sun |
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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| Definitions |
| What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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| You are a donkey |
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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| Arz kiya hai |
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
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| Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat... |
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!
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| If i need "Brain Transplantation |
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before
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| Lazy |
| Sometimes I forget to ask, Are you ok?Sometimes I even miss to say Hi .But it Doesn't mean that I Forgot u I am just Lazy like You…….. |
